Posted 2 weeks ago

natashakline:

For all the artists out there. xoxo

Posted 4 weeks ago

Oh blessed one. The one I love.

How long has it been since I tasted your flesh?

Too many mornings I have sat alone

and missed your sweet scent.

Even though my love for you is true,

there are those who find fault with you.

And even cast you out, Calling you “unclean.”

Hark! Heaven finds no fault in you

and I yet wait for Heaven’s gates

when I shall find you on my plate.

Yet again I’ve found my love for you tested.

Can’t you see all the emotion invested?

On bended knee and heart still achin’

Can’t you see? I love you bacon. <3

Posted 1 month ago

lulz-time:

shotapolice:

this is the most important book ive ever purchased in my entire life

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

And the bartender is all like “Nope…”

(Source: trekgate)

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

tombstonettromboners:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

gaaraofsuburbia:

tctisi:

It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.

WAIT

20:13

2013

image

this is Neil A levels

Posted 1 month ago

Why did I come here for spring break? I have Heavy Metal Gravy back at home >:(

Posted 9 months ago

kickitoldskool:

from the guy who brought you “Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf,” please enjoy a new song entitled “Christian Bale is at Your Party”

(Source: peterpancaked)

Posted 10 months ago

finalellipsis:

hi baman im piderman hi piderman im baman

(Source: sheepishsheep)